Please. He is my son. My first son.

tapdancers:

low maintenance friends are definitely the best friends to have

like we’re hanging out but just doing our own stuff with no clear plan? cool

not really speaking to each other in a while and not assuming we hate each other? cool 

not having to put effort in to maintain a good friendship? awesome

(Source: basedpidgeot)

jaimelannister:

9/100 MALE CHARACTERS RUSTIN COHLE (true detective)
I’d consider myself a realist, alright? But in philosophical terms I’m what’s called a pessimist… I think human consciousness is a tragic misstep in evolution. We became too self-aware. Nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself - we are creatures that should not exist by natural law… We are things that labor under the illusion of having a self, that accretion of sensory experience and feelings, programmed with total assurance that we are each somebody, when in fact everbody’s nobody… I think the honorable thing for our species to do is to deny our programming. Stop reproducing, walk hand in hand into extinction - one last midnight, brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal.”


Emilia Clarke for Marie Claire US May 2014 issue

Emilia Clarke for Marie Claire US May 2014 issue

(Source: emclarkedaily)

kingjaffejoffer:

When someone with stank ass breath talks to you really close

kingjaffejoffer:

When someone with stank ass breath talks to you really close

One of my main regrets in life is giving considerable thought to inconsiderate people.

Jarod Kintz  (via thatkindofwoman)

(Source: themarke)

bagmilk:

do you ever see someone so hot you just

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(Source: bagmilk)

queefdollaz:

i remember one time the barber fount out i cheated on him n i swear on tha lowest of all keys he did that alcahol shit longer than normal had my shit burnin

(Source: yungterra)